7 Funny Replies That Work Online!

If you have spend some time talking online, you know there are some question that women ask you all the time. How to answer to these question to make sure that you are getting her attention and interest? Just try using next lines:

1.When she is questioning you about your marital status just say:

“Well, my dog hates the way I do coffee, it hopes I will find someone else that will make him a coffee every morning”

2. What is your age?

“I am a little child... when I am sleeping, a mature man when I am making decisions and an exploring teenager when I have the opportunity to talk with an interesting woman”

3. Do you have children? 

It is a simple question to reply but you can say more than yes/no, and earn some points. So..

If you Do Have Kids you can answer “Oh yes, I have...(a 2 years old boy), he  is a nice kid, and he is very responsible for my haircut.” :) 

If you don't have kids: “No, I don't have kids yet. I'm still looking for the woman willing to take the risk of having good looking kids, like me. :))“

4.What happened with your ex ? 

This is a hard question, don't give specific details, be serious and pass quickly over this subject. You can say something like : “I never joke about my love life. We just didn't match with each other/We couldn't pass over some problems together. and decided to go on on separate ways.”

5. What are you doing for living? What is your job?

Now, maybe you are hating your job but don't let her know that. Be enthusiastic and positive: “I am working in  (domain) and I really like to wake up every morning  with such a job. Sometime I forget putting my socks on in my hurry to reach at work”.

6. What kind of relationship are you after?

“I really want to find someone that can take me as I am, someone that can accept how gorgeous I am. :) “.

7. What are you doing in your spare time?

“I haven't to much spare time but I rely like to... (read GOOD books / watch GOOD TV Shows /  listen GOOD music / share GREAT time with my friends).”  You have to be selective and a little demanding... make her understand that you are not just wasting your time anyhow and with anybody available. So she will feel good that you are spending YOUR time with her. 

The idea is that you have to be funny but serious at the same time. Make her curious, with every question you are answering her you have to make her want to know more about you. Just be different, be original. 

 

Good luck and have fun!

It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you. 

8 Quick Ways to Relax Before a Big Date

So you haven't been out on a date in awhile and you're nervous that you'll do or say the wrong thing.  Or perhaps your last date was such a disaster that it should have had a rating 5 on the weather channel.  Getting nervous before a date is understandable.  Will they be attracted to you?  Are you both on the same wavelength?  Will you be able to control your mouth from saying something your brain knows is stupid?  

Mistakes usually occur when stress levels are high.  And lets face it dating is a stressful endeavour.  The best thing you can do before a date is…relax…I know that is easier said than done but here are 8 easy ways to chillout before your dates arrives so that you actually have a good time on your date without any jittery mis-steps.  

1.  Meditate or if that sounds too mystical just close your eyes and focus on your breathing, feel it as it goes in and feel it go out.  Can you feel it flow through your nostrils into your lungs?  Does your stomach expand too?  If it does then you know your breathing deeply and you'll get the most benefit from the activity.  See if you can focus on the pause between breaths and that between an inhale and an exhale.  Do it for 5 minutes or do it for 20 - the length is not as important as your focus during this time.

2.  Sing.  Really loudly.  Obviously this isn't going to work in an office but it's great in the car, especially at night if you're worried about other people looking at you oddly.

3.  Stretch.  Try standing with your feet hip width apart and then take a deep breath, rise up onto your toes and reach up to the ceiling with your fingertips.  Hold for as long as you can.  And then slowly release your breath, your arms and finally put your heels back on the ground.

4.  Go for a walk even if it's just around the office or your living room.  Or you could walk to the mailbox or do 6 starjumps or put on some dancing music.  Anything to get your body moving and those endorphins flowing.

5.  Give yourself a quick massage - your feet or hands are good places to start for a quick treat.  Keep some hand cream or body lotion at your desk or in your bedside table and you'll always be ready to treat yourself.  And take your time - after all YOU know the bits you like.

6.  Connect with your inner child - Do a handstand or a cartwheel - this isn't going to work indoors but if you're wearing trousers there's no reason why you can't do it in the park on your way to meet your date.  And while you're there have a go on the slide too (not a good option if you're wearing white and its probably a good idea to make sure the ramp is clean before you slide).

7.  Go somewhere private and be as unbelievably angry as you possibly can and try to stay angry - you'll find that 9 times out of 10 you won't be able to sustain it.  The idea is not to get all worked up and then go and spray your anger at your date.  It's about getting it all out and then dealing with whatever situation needs addressing.  In order to do this you need to make sure that you don't leave your private space until you feel like your anger has all gone.  We hear so much about anger management when it's not really about managing it, but rather letting it out.  Just remember the golden rule:  its OK to get angry but its not OK to take it out on someone or something else.

8.  Read fiction - almost everyone agrees that fiction is a wonderful escape from the day to day.  There's nothing quite like stepping out of your own life and into the lives of the characters in a good story.  And a good short story is just the thing for a 15 minute chillout session.  Don't know where to start?  Check out www.espressofiction.com <http://www.espressofiction.com> for some cool fiction that can be sent to you by email each week.

Hope these tips work for you on your next date.  You might even find you enjoy it!

It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you. 

5 Tips for getting Dozens of Dates Online

Are you tired of not getting any dates?  The club and bar scene has dried up and isn’t the best place to meet women.  People have the tendency to lie and drink too much in clubs.  Make no mistake about it, right now online dating is where the dating world is.  Meeting dates online have a lot of benefits.

• It’s easy practice, even if you are shy

• Instead of being judged by your looks, you will judged by your profile and personality

• If you meet someone who is annoying, you can just log off

• You can check up to 200 profiles in a half hour, all possibilities

• It’s a lot easier to get to know people when you can’t see them

Don’t worry, the online dating scene isn’t just for losers and middle aged men anymore.  In fact, recent reports have shown that the major dating sites are approximately 60-70% women.

So is it possible to meet an attractive mate online? Absolutely but you have to follow the right steps or you will just end up wasting your money on web.  Here are some tips to land yourself a date tonight.

1. Pick the right website – To pay for a site or not?  There are a lot of great free websites out there like Plenty Of Fish and Just Say Hi.  The fact of the matter is, most pay websites will usually yield better results though.  

2. Write an effective personal ad – No matter how you look, how old you are, or how much hair you have, THE most important part of online dating is your personal ad.  If you can make a profile that is attractive you will have no problems meeting new people in no time.  An effective profile will multiply the response you get.  Keep it light and funny.  Don’t be negative or mention how desperate you are.  

3. Give compliments sparingly – One thing that will turn people off quicker than anything else is if they feel that you are not being honest with them.  If you give too many compliments, too quickly people will think that you have an ulterior motive.  Don’t make that mistake!

4. Don’t rush to meet up – The great part about meeting people online is that you have the opportunity to get to know them before you meet them.  The reality is that this is a dangerous world and while it isn’t likely that you will meeting a psycho, it is always a possibility.  Take your time and get to know you new love interest before you met them, it will also make you look less desperate.

5. Don’t Send too many messages – If you send too many messages too soon you will come off as needy.  No one wants someone who is too needy.  When chatting online, you have the opportunity to take your time and think out your messages.  

Good luck with all your new dates.  Have fun with it.

It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you. 

Top 10 Flirting Tips

You don't have to look like Mel Gibson or Pamela Anderson to get members of the opposite sex to go weak at the knees. All you need is great smile and follow the few simple tips we have put together for you below and they will be attracted to you like paparazzi to a movie star.

1) EYE CONTACT

Create eye contact with the person you want to flirt with for around 5 seconds. Just smile a little and look away slowly. Try this at least 3 times in the first 15 - 20 mins. Your target needs to know your interested and eye contact is the universal signal for openness. Be carefull not to stare so hard that you will burn a whole right through them, just keep it casual. And remember they are just as nervous as you.

2) SMILING

Smiling is definitely your greatest flirting weapon. Experts agree smiling is the easiest and most effective way of making yourself look more attractive and approachable. Nothing to over the top just keep it realistic. If you have been successful in locking eyes and you have been receiving smiles. Its time to take the plunge, he/she is very interested in getting to know you better so what are you waiting for? 

3) SECOND GLANCE

Women if you have been eyeing someone off at a party, or anywhere really, but you have not been noticed yet try the second glance technique. It's so simple and I guarantee if they are even slightly interested you will very soon have their entire concentration focused on you. Its simple, it works the same, as eye contact but has to be done from a much closer distance. I usually do a walk by making sure i am about to walk into her line of sight. And when I force her to fall into my line of site I look away and then turn back to look again very subtle, in a way that nobody would have even seen except her and instantly drop the smile and eye contact. 

4) SELF PRUNING

Watch your targets body language when he/she is looking at you are they beautifying themselves? Its a subconscious thing we tend to groom ourselves a lot more frequently when we are attracted to someone. If your target is not showing these signs there is no reason why you can't do them.

5) ITS IN THE LIPS

Another great subconscious trick is to lick your lips. No not like a porn star the best way to describe it is like you do when you have chaffed lips but a lil slower. Licking your lips is the minds way of recognizing that you are preparing for a kiss.

6) CROSSING YOUR LEGS

Women cross your legs. Its another sure fire flirting technique and sends guys crazy and wanting to see more.

7) SHAPE UP

Guys, stand tall and straight don't slouch remember you're trying to be the most prominent man in the room so feel like it and she will start to see it. Be calm and pull your shoulders back show that you are confident.

8) LET YOUR FEET DO THE TALKING 

Body language experts state that women should stand with their feet no more then 6 inches apart and with toes pointing inwards. While men should position their feet 6 - 10 inches apart with their toes pointing outwards to promote the sign of dominance.

9) MIME

The highest form of any type of flattery has always been to imitate someone. Try not to go to overboard and make a fool of yourself. Just pick up on the way your target talks holds themselves slight similarities will make your target feel more comfortable.

10) PAY ATTENTION 

Focus on what your target is saying, Rarely can you find someone more attractive then someone that finds you genuinely interesting, SO BE THAT PERSON. The one that finds them really interesting. Keep things simple and light listen to what they are saying and through in a few jokes here and there just to keep the smiles working. Don't be afraid to touch them in a non-sexual manner. Often it can be received as very soothing especially coming from a man. As a man you should never underestimate the power of our hands when used in a sensual and caring manner. 

Follow the signals above and keep them in mind throughout your first contact. Avoid the typical stereotype advances of trying to show off. Its as see through as glass and will only make you look like your really not genuine about getting to know them at all.

It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you. 

Dating After Divorce-Some Things to Think About

If you are recently divorced and are thinking about entering the dating world again there are some things you need to think about. Let's face it, a divorce can be a tramatic experience for all those involved and jumping into the dating scene can be more than many divorcees are ready to deal with. The only one who will know if you are truly ready to start dating after a divorce is you, but here are some things to consider before you go on that first date.

1. Are you ready to date after your divorce? This is where you have to take stock of your own emotions and what it is you are looking for after getting divorced. Only you can really answer this question but something to think about is why do you want to start dating again. Are you lonely and think that dating again will help fill that void left by your ex-spouse? If this is the case you may not be ready, because the person you date may not fulfill your expectations, particularly if you do not know what it is you want out of a new relationship. If you look at it from the point of asking yourself what you want from a new relationship you may find it easier to make a decision about dating after your divorce.

2. What's your confidence level when it comes to dealing with someone in a dating relationship? For many people just getting through their divorce is rough. You have to ask yourself are you ready to deal with someone on that emotional level again. One important question you have to ask yourself is are you confident enough in yourself that any let down or rejection during your foray into dating will not damage your emotional state.

3. What kind of person are you going to date? Your tenancy may be to try and find someone who is the complete opposite of your ex-spouse. While this may sound good if you think about it it's probably not a good idea. Why? You were attracted to your ex-spouse for a variety of reasons. Because your marriage didn't work doesn't mean that you didn't like some of the things that attracted you to your ex in the first place. You need to accept people for who they are, not who they remind you of.

4. Be prepared for let downs? It will be hard not to compare anyone you date to your ex-spouse. It will make it even more difficult if that someone you are dating seems to do some of the things that your ex used to do that drove you crazy. Realize that most of the time they will be unaware that they are doing something that reminds you of your ex-spouse. If you really like this new person in your life give them a chance, because what you see and think may not be what they intend for you to see and think. It is hard for them to overcome the demons of your past relationship if you do not give them that chance.

Don't be afraid to enter into the dating world after your divorce, but at the same time you need to know who you are and have the confidence to find what you are comfortable with when it comes to dating. Trust yourself to make the right choice and chances are you will thrive as you begin your new life dating after divorce.

It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you.

3 Reasons Why Inner Game Will Help Your Love Life

Have you ever had great success in one venue, maybe house parties, but were unable to succeed with women you met other places, like perhaps Clubs?

Often it is easier for you to be cool and social in one venue than another. This is your `comfort zone`. You know what to say, how to say it, and who to say it too. But outside of that zone, you are toast! This is because we often use certain external techniques and social skills that do not really apply to every venue we might find ourselves in. When you have deep set beliefs that you are a high status male, and that no matter where you are, that you are among the elite males, then all these anxieties and problems fall away.

How? Because your strength and resolves makes other people change THEIR mode of behavior to suit yours. If Bill Clinton walked into a raging rock concert or hip hop concert, this one man, would have everyone in a completely different frame of mind, all begging to appease HIS way of interaction. The people bend to YOU.

Inner Game Positively Influences Your Body Language

* Fifty-five percent of the communications signals we send results from how others see us

* Thirty-eight percent flows from the way they hear us

* Seven percent comes from our words

Having solid Inner Game allows your body language to accurately communicate. This is called `congruence`, when your words are matched by your attitude and body language. If you say Super Man things to a woman, but feel like Clark Kent inside, she WILL know, and you will get nowhere with her.

Inner Game Improves Every Aspect Of Your Life, Making You More Attractive

I saved the best for last. Inner Game development need not be limited to confidence and belief setting with women. It can apply to everyone, and life in general. You can rethink previous ideas, like you'll never be able to get into a good college, or you'll never make a good XYZ and then your subconscious will begin helping you to change so that these things can happen. What is best is that being successful in life ( and I don't mean being rich ) will make you doubly attractive to women, and that will raise your confidence even more. It is cyclical.

Conclusion

Not learning proper Inner Game techniques can lead to ALOT of frustration AND embarrassment too using seduction tactics that seem incongruent. Without Inner Game, no amount of "negging", or "cocky funny" will allow you to have lasting success with women.

.It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you.

3 Categories Women Put You In Before You Meet

When approaching women, even before you have said a word or done anything she has already unconsciously put you into one of three categories:

I Like Him

I Don't Like Him

Undecided

Now that you are aware of the three different categories lets go over each ones strengths and weaknesses for you.

Category #1: I like Him: If you happen to look or remind her of someone that she liked, dress in a certain type of way that she finds attractive or anything else that she happens to connect with. Congrats you have a heads up on everyone and when it comes to taking it to the next level its all On You. This is a great thing and if you fall in the Average Guy category expect this to happen with around 10 percent of the women that you meet who are available.

Category #2: I Don't Like Him: You ever meet someone and for no apparent or real good reason you don't like them?

Guess what women are the same way and for good measure most women throw unconfident men and a whole slew of petty reasons in there as well. If you fall in this category and at least 10 percent of the time you will if your just an average guy, unless you have some unknown outside factor to enhance you (hot ex still after you, famous, rich, etc.); there is nothing you can say or do that is going to get this woman to change her mind and be attracted to you.

Category #3: Undecided: The majority of the times about 80 percent is you are an average guy you are going to fall in this Category which if you have done your studying and reading on seduction and how to attract women is a perfect place to be. Because as long as you are in the Undecided category you can work on creating the desire and attraction in a woman that you want. This is very good news for you my friend.

Of course the time is now for you to get your life in order so that when you walk up to a woman that you find to be a potential partner and she is thinking to herself maybe or maybe not over the course of a cup of coffee or tea you can turn that maybe into a yeas and increase your success with women tremendously.

It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you.

Do you know the pros and cons of adult online dating?

Adult online dating services are a specialized niche in online dating, offering a number of similar features such as full searching capabilities and a large number of subscribers. Completely anonymous and secure, adult online dating services feature erotic personals, where one can view sexy photos of other members. Simply register and immediately contact any member via instant messaging, plus you can search or apply filters that allow you to narrow down the members that suit your specific needs and desires. Many adult online dating services allow all members to add a profile to the site, chat, send instant messages, and browse through their huge database of profiles for free. Guests may enter the site and browse around, but in order to post a listing or use all of the site features you must register as a member.

The benefits of adult online dating involve:

· The ability for less sexually experienced or shy personalities to express and explore their sexual nature.

· It is a safe secure environment to practice safe, virtual sex.

· The ability to feel comfortable with the cybersex partner due to the anonymous nature of the Internet and adult chatrooms.

Just as adult dating online has its set of advantages, there can be drawbacks to overindulgence. The dangers of adult dating services online, particularly pertaining to cybersex, involve:

· Not knowing the person you are dealing with - the Internet cannot screen the age or sex of participants, potentially causing ethical concerns.

· People can take online adult dating services too seriously and personally. Reports have been noted on cybersex addiction.

· Internet adult dating could potentially ruin your physical sex life due to the lack of anonymity in the physical space.

· It is not healthy to experience only online relationships as this will deter you from entering real physical relationships.

If and when you are ready to use this medium, weigh the pros and cons of adult online dating to ensure that both you and other members have an enjoyable and positive experience.

It is psychologically designed to make him obsess over you.